Open-sezz-me™ is a package opener, the cure for WRAP RAGE.
It's a cutting tool. It's a utility tool for ladies. (And gentlemen!) Its uses are unlimited.Its main purpose? It is a WRAP RAGE CURE. It pierces and slices those awful, aggravating, frustrating whatchamacallits. Everyone
knows what they are. Few know what they are called, those whatchacallits. They
are those rigid, clear-plastic covers that so many consumer items are sold in,
everything from a package of screws to toys to electronics equipment.They are "CLAMSHELLS."Clamshells—thermo-formed (heat-sealed) over-wrappings--do serve a purpose: they are tamper-proof--no joke
about that!--and they make it easy to hang items on pegs in stores. See.
The people who make those clamshells didn't really set out to make your life miserable, to give
you WRAP RAGE.That's what it's
called, wrap rage, that state of anger, disgust, and/or frustration at buying
something and then you can't get it out of its tomb. Several of the TV news
shows have done pieces on this situation, as well as many newspapers. Wrap rage
is simply a PROBLEM. But the problem is solved. From the start, Rubicon
Tools LLC set out to make your life EzzIER, with the OPEN-SEZZ-ME™.This tool is a
new item, utilizing a fresh, unique technique to cut and slice just about
anything that needs it. You'll love it. Please give it a try.
MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
If you are not 100% satisfied, we will kindly refund your money.*
*Return the cutter to our listed mailing address WITHIN THIRTY (30) DAYS OF PURCHASE, and be sure to 1) tell us the problem with your cutter, 2) give us your name and full snail-mail address so that we can send your money.